him: i have a mommy kink
me: okay…..im supposed to act like ur…mommy?
him: yeah
me: why all these damn dishes in the sink
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I miss being irrelevant on this website
I mean i still am but i miss it too
*pokes you with my doctor stick as you lie face down on the ground*
*emits a cloud of toxic spores*
Well there’s no need to be dramatic







